" What good are these thighs now that he is gone" Sula , Toni Morrison

Now this is gonna be some deepshit so hold on :

As a girl growing up you always wait for that moment when you realise you are woman. When you are not just an object or something to be put on a pedastal and worshipped for keeping your mouth shut and looking beautiful . A woman, when a man fears every time you open your mouth because its not only wisdom coming out but also strength. A woman when you can have children and be strong role model , love ,cherish them and teach them your ansecstors ways . A woman when you can comfort a man and yet not nurture him like a child but as an equal.A woman who dosn't need to man to validate her and can thrive without a mans love .I'm not there yet, i still have childish tendencies. I'm not going to boast about how woman i am and you are not ( lol this is why i'm hot). i'm what you call a fake woman. i will talk like a woman and walk like one but inside its a different story .so how does this all piece together . well i was having an interesting conversation today with two other sisters . We were talking about men ,generally black men. We were also conversing about self impowerment both which really tie in together. You see for years the black man has never appreciated the black woman's commitment , he sees her merrily as thighs, thighs that work and thighs that plesure. We have never stood for anything more. As soon as her voice rises she is branded to have an " attitude". now i don't entirely blame the black man he has been emmasculated by western society and has been told he is no good. So what does he do to make himself feel more of a man ,he goes and tells the black woman that she's no good. Its a vicious circle that goes round and round.but i have realised that black women are begining to rise up slowly but surely . we no longer see ourselves having to stick to convention set by society both black and white. Its hard being a woman let alone a black women , we are not taken seriosly and we are not respected . we are seen as vindictive and triffling sex objects. We lost our voice many years ago but are now gaining it back. i hope i don't come around as a man hater i'm not . i love my brotheres there are good one's out there but there are also terrible ones ( hands up Eddie Murphy)just as black women have issues as well ,especially with each other. We dispise each other . we talk bad about each other, calling each other hoes( without evidence lol i have evidence for all those hoes from my last blog though ) we steal each others men for no good reason and we talk bad about each others afro- kinky hair calling it nappy and stuff . is this getting too heavy for you well take a breather.

one of the reasons why we are like this is that we hate ourselves for some reason . western society has told us that our lips are too big , our hair is too wholly our bums too big ( i pack that junk in my trunk can i get a halleliugh) or we are to thick in places we are supposed to be bone thin. So we grew to hate ourselves and because we saw the "deformatives" in our sister we bagan to hate each other as well and our union was corrupted. you might say oh this is another black girl confused about her race blah blah blah . but thats the point i am another black girl just trying to grow into a woman but its hard so hard when no one takes your impowmerment seriously.when no one will listen to your reason, when you are just walking talking thighs , it is hard. When i look at my mother i see how hard it is because even though she is strong intelligent woman sometimes people still talk to her as if she is a girl or as if her words come out as ignorant. Its hard isn't Sista's It's hard but all i have to say is it isn't attitude its IMPOWERMENT!

the devil made me do it

Now I'm sorry I've been gone for a while its because I've been doing nothing and you know how much effort that takes. Anyway someone dose this child with some good Vatican Holy Water lol i might just dose myself cause this story freaked me out. A girl from Cambridge claims that voices told her to kill her parents the voices said , "Do it," awww that's crazy she must have been high on PCP oh some crazy AMY. Those who know me know i have recently developed a phobia of being possessed lol i know its crazy.but its because of Ms Michelle's she told me that Emily Rose story and it got me so petrified i can't sleep at night sometimes . Anyway this girl of 16 has been hearing voices since year eight like since she was 13. She has been having some crazy hallucinations as well. Hose her down with some holy water Omg i don't think I'm going to be able TO SLEEP TONIGHT.luckily she didn't succeed killing her parents but I'm still expired over this story

this aint even news

It's not but i know damn well it will make my fellow sisters laugh . they can all realte to this now TRESSIFY!

i forgot today

Its true i think I'm suffering from exhaustion because i have completely forgotten today lol i just remember i few thinks like my exams and swearing at my friends for waking me up lol . So exams what were they like? okay i guess not as bad as i thought they would be to be honest . Lol but i realised something today in my exam
1) half of the exam was full of students who looked 25 over . I'm doing an old persons subject not a good look
2) English students are some lazy people . i saw some dude wearing a shirt and sweat pants . i died when i saw him . I could imagine him high on PCP when he got dressed in the morning . I'm sorry but half of the people looked homeless i was scared someone was going to ask me for change any minute
3) out of maybe 100-120 students there are only two people of colour including me doing the course . lol i knew people were scared of reading but DAMN lol . i think it's because neither Africans or Asians see studying any Art subject as respectful. it isn't a profession like being a lawyer or a doctor. if i came from some Asian or African familys i would have been twice removed for even thinking about studying English literature. thank God my parents have already given up on me and thought never mind.lol the funny thing is that when i tell some black people that im studying English literature and Journalism they look at me as if im learning rocket science they expect me to be doing pharmacology or whatever sciences. All i have to say is that we need to broaden our horizon. i know we can't live on words alone but we can grow from them

Two for 1

Peter Hain an M.P has resigned to show he is innocent after a probe in some donations he received . the law states that you have announce any donations you receive or else it is deemed illegal . Well ... sorry but that's just suspect . I would have sat my self down in that house of commons if i was innocent smiling at everyone like i won the lottery. Actually wait lol i'm having a flashback of one of my reporting of central government lecture. i think they do have resign if something goes suspect
in another European country, Italy ( which is really beautiful if you ever want to visit) the prime Minister has had to resigned after he lost a vote of confidence in the Senate. Ex- prime Minister , Romano Prodi all i have to say is that you must have been doing some jacked up job i mean even Saddam Hussein didn't even get a voted out ( probably because they were all scared of him really)i feel sorry for the old dude how do you get over that

Slap the taste out of his mouth

Don't worry I'm not promoting violence or maybe i am hmmm I'm still uncertain . anyway WIPE ME DOWN! if this was my child ,Lord he would not be alive to talk this foolishness lol . if you have been hiding in the dark like Osama let me enlighten you . Some hormonal Australian teenager decided to throw a part with over 500 people in his parents home costing over $20,000 in damage......................................................... I know i was dead at it too . the worst bit though is that he is proud of probably destroying his home . lol . Now he wants to discontinue his dream of being a carpenter and be a party promoter/DJ.this guy is risking the chance of ending up being a middle aged homeless man to something that might end after year in which he will probably spend the money on pills and supermaning the ...s. but who knows maybe i might end up running his bath water calling him sir get- that- money- Escabor .Again i urge educators to teach some good old common sense in schools. he even has an agent and wants to be like Paris Hilton lol (i don't think he was thinking sensibly when he chose that idol) . Anyway well other people think this guy is a hero of generation Z ( Why didn't we skip to A and miss this retarted generation). Some however think he is a spotty arrogant brat who needs to be left in a ghetto to fend for himself and see how it is to have nothing at all ( the last part is me really). So these angry people have launched a website where you can slap the taste out of his mouth . i had a few goes and i will admit it was quite funny lol i slapped him 126 metres down the street. this boy, Corey ,i forgot to name him that's how irrelevant he is in fact i won't finish this it is just foolishness

mama Africa cries....

I've been meaning to do this but because of the obvious lack of time i haven't been able to . if you have been watching the news you would have seen the situation in Kenya . you will have seen that the situation is really sad. hundreds of people have died over the corruption in the country. Why do Africans have to be stubborn as hell.An African man would give away his belongs ,wife and children and be left homeless before he admits being wrong( and probably his kidney too if he could). in my opinion both Kibaki and Odinga are as bad as each other because they should have held talks along time ago for their peoples sake after all they are supposed to represent all the people in Kenya . but i guess that's not the reality . Everyone is surprised about the ethnicity tension in the country but the reality is that the situation is like that in other African nations the most extreme case being that of Rwanda.This is because colonisation formed unnatural borders and forced people who probably waged warfare with each other for hundreds of years to be neighbours. its like putting Israel by Germany after the second world war that would not have gone down to well . To be honest most African presidents are corrupted but i guess so are the other presidents in the world *cough*BUSH *Cough* except African Presidents always get caught lol usually because they brag that they have more video honeyz than 50 cent lol . Anyway the situation in this country is a real tragedy , it is however a good thing that they now at least talking about it but who knows how long that is going to last . All we can do is wait and listen to mama Africa cry for her lost children

R.I.P

The actor Heath Ledger has been reported dead . Apparently he died on Tuesday at a downtown Manhattan residence, and police said drugs may have been a factor. He was 28.Apparently they maid found him when she opened up his door for the masseuse. and found him dead at 3:26

This is a shame he had talent and seemed to be going places . i hope he rests in Peace

Amy smugglers extra GCSE credit

This story has been around since last year. Two 16 year old girls were caught smuggling in some Amy ( a.ka. crack) from Ghana to the U.K. in July 2007 . The two girls , who have been jail for 7 months, have received a year in jail but since they have already served 7 months they will be released in April. The girls say they were set up..... Please wipe yourselves down and tell the truth. You know very well what you were going for. If you go somewhere with out telling your parents you know for tomfoolery’s sake what you are up to. If an African ' businessman' and I used that term loosely asked you to go for a paid vacation and all you have to do is bring back a suitcase you know for common sense sake why you must be going .maybe they should start teaching common sense in school now because there are some dangerous people running around acting like they don't have any. I’m dead at this. Apparently a third of Amy that comes through Europe comes from Ghana. I know they have learnt their lesson though because I’m African and I know that an African punishment will scar you for life...trust me

Two video's in one day ya'll some lucky people

okay i found this trawling again. This is classic . i know everyone falls asleep in church but not when everyone can see you i wish someone had Supermaned that ... lol there could be some logical reasons why he was slepping
1) he is an old man
2) he was clubbing the night before and only got home at 4 a.m and only went to church to pray for forginess for the activities the night before
3) he is hungry as hell so he is sleping to numb the pain
take you pick this is foolishness though

Another trawling selection .. The Crack edition

Okay if you take offence to people smoking crack please look away. This is mature content and is only for those aged 18 and over. You have been told so please don't sue me and if anyone has a problem with the content just email me and I will remove the content. By the way my friend is practising law so that means in 4 years she would whoop your ass in a court. Just a warning. Any way now all I have to say is WESUS . I honestly don't want to post too much celerity gossip but this is too much .To everyone who buys or has bought an Amy Whinehouse album this is where your hard earned money goes. Mad ain't you. Why couldn't she spend it on Rims or plastic surgery like normal celebrities? I’m dead at this I just wanted to post it because I want people to know the effects of crack. She don't even look human anymore she looks more like gollum’s ( smeagol) love child . Absolutely dead at this.

when things fall apart ....your journalism tutour will be there to save the day

So you know what my laziness has finally bitten me in the ass. Hmmm either that or have seriously offended someone and the Karma has come back with a vengeance like a bad case of herpes (yes that bad). To be honest it wasn't my fault things just somehow went wrong. I got up on time got dressed and walked happily to print off my essay and then hand it in. I had loads of time because I had done this before. I was so happy because the sun was out and it wasn't as cold as it usually was. So what happened? what went wrong ?

So I went into the common room the computers in there are Stone Age old they make Fred Flintstone ashamed. Anyway I opened my essay on the word document but I had done my essay on V's Windows Vista so the crappy old computers software didn’t support the coding on the essay (to think I got an F GCSE IT) anyway I’m starting to panic cause it is half past and my life is slowly passing in front of my eyes. Anyone who knows me knows I’m quick to panic. So anyway I call V to send it to me via email but meanwhile I turn on a different computer. Hey Presto the word document works on the other computer. But what is this oh no for some reason only half of my essay was saved. So now I’m seriously panicking because I don't think I can write 750 words in 15 minutes. So I call V again and ask her if there was a recovered word document of my essay which there is. Hallelujah things are looking up. But then her computer is acting super slow and by the time she sends it, its 12:00 .Now it’s too late to hand the essay okay I’m depressed but not yet suicidal. So I try and print of the document. But guess what NO PAPER in the printer NO PAPER at this point I'm hysterical. I go to the ladies in reception I ask for paper but apparently they can't give me any because they are to busy sitting on heap loads of it. By now I’m ready to burst into tears I call my friend Char to ask if her printer has paper, it doesn’t. Okay that is it. I'm having a heart attack, seizure, stroke, anxiety attack, cardiac arrest all the above. Then who comes swooping in to rescue me (superman that … lol) one of my tutors (who probably asked me what was wrong because I was swearing loudly) anyway she gets me paper and I get to print of my work even though it’s late. This means I can't get anything over 40% which I pray I do get but the thing is that it is 80 % of my assessment for that unit. I’m so mad at this world and myself at this moment. the only person I’m not mad at is my tutor who I’m rewarding a BITE ON THIS NEWS medal of honour, she is a true saviour, Jesus himself could not have come down and calmed me down but she did . I'm getting teary eyed just thinking about it. Anyway now i have to study for an exam i have no clue about and on top of that I’m dead tired. Isn’t life so refreshing (my mum just called me and told me to be more organised ROFL she knows me too well ) I hope you all learn from my mistake.

Dear Al Qaeda

ROFL you know what I couldn’t resist myself when I saw this it made me seriously think what I was doing with my life if the Al Qaeda are now taking in questions from the public. On the Sky News website it says:
“An offer by AL Qaeda for the public to put questions to the terror organisation's deputy leader Ayman al Zawahiri has received hundreds of responses.

Al Qaeda's media arm, al Sahab, announced in December that al Zawahiri would take questions posted on Islamic militant websites and would respond "as soon as possible".
More than 900 questions, mainly from sympathisers, were submitted before the January 16 deadline.”

What I want to know is why wasn’t I there when this come out. Really I would have asked them the best question ever. If they were an American citizen who would they have vote for in the American elections. I know they are supporting for someone. I bet Bin Laden at this very moment ,is in his little cave mansion making slogans and posters for ----- -------- ( i ain’t even going to say a candidate I’m not willing to test the extent of my free speech yet) singing , “ We are the Champions “ . One person asked;
“"Why hasn't al Qaeda attacked the US again, why isn't it attacking the Israelis and when will it be more active in Egypt, Saudi Arabia and Syria?"

I have a feeling that this person at this very moment is getting a knock on their door and is being shipped away to Guantanamo Bay in nothing but his or her sponge bob square pants underwear. Don’t you just love democracy :) ( if you don’t know where that is that is where they keep suspected terrorist illegally)
. Anyway so far no answers have appeared and the questions have disappeared from the site. ROFL. Maybe they were satisfied with the questions or decided that they had better things to do like do their job which is installing fear in the world.

How do you like your Ebola in the morning

They are trying to kill us I am legend style. I was trawling through the news sites when I saw this article about them making the Ebola virus "safe". In all honestly I don't trust scientists because they are too strict about everything and they don't leave space for possibility, fairy tales , miracles and things that makes this world magical (there it is that idealism again). To be honest I don't understand this .I really don't what will we gain for messing with this .The article didn't even show the marvellous opportunities that would be gained from messing with this death wish . On the BBC news website it said,

"Ebola, currently handled in highly secure labs, kills up to 80% of those it infects."

80 % that's crazy people absolutely bananas. Merciful Lord I'm not ready to die if this thing mutates and we all die or become degenerated zombies. These old scientists need to sit themselves with some buttered popcorn and watch I AM LEGEND. They will learn the errors of their ways and go to church the next day to pray for forgiveness for playing God (which would be amazing as most of them are probably atheists ) that movie scared the overdraft out me. It just showed how man's destruction will be caused by his own curiosity and advancement. All I'm saying is that men need to sometimes take a step back and check what kind of mess they are in. look at Global warming. I have no comment on this issue anymore I'm dead at this issue

late night essay writing

I should have written this essay years ago , its due tomorrow and i have about 100 words to go . Why God why I'm i cursed with sloth..... why? because there is so much creativity in my mind .lol i feel like this is going to be an extension of the soo lazy post but here we go. I'm lazy lol i want to write in the uni newspaper but can i be bothered ...nope I'm hoping this blog thing will motivate me in life cause i have such a chilled outlook of life . hmmm anyway im up doing this essay which is remarkably 80 % of the unit (shiver my timbers )lol i can't wait for my exams to be over. i feel like i haven't learnt anything from uni seriously in fact my head is emptier than when it arrived. i don't know what my course wants from me . At least in A level i knew exactly what was needed but here is zilch nothing. the units are unfulfilling and have the excitement of having your hair shaved off in the middle of the Sahara desert .oh yea i won't be posting that much news because of my exam I'm sorry I'm going to starve you of my oh so important comments but wipe me down i have to at least get 40 % in my exams

So lazy

I should be studying right now but instead i'm watching Jungle Fever with my friends. i have a feeling im going to be here for summer re-sits. hmmm anyway whats good. i did say i was going to post conversations that i have with my friends .Define your beauty was one. Which was cool you know then the other one was syphilis. Lol how we came to this conversation i don't know but my best friend v ( who if you meet is one of the most perfect person but she's not too right in the head) . Anyway V has become scared and obseesed about syphilis and no one can have a conversation with her without her mentioning it lol She has become celibate(yea to the right) and is crusading against syphilis . its hilarious she has even turned me off men actually all of us and the word syphilis has actually become a catch phrase between us (how sad)She has also grown a hatred for men which is quite understandable ( evil spawn of the devil) Hmmm watch out she will be handing out pamphlets outside our union ROFL. On the serious side though STI's are a serious thing so if you know you have multiple partners ( i don't judge your business it is your business) and you don't use protection go and get tested just to make sure your healthy after all no one can take care of your own body like you . Also there's no harm asking your partner to get tested as well .but i'm not lecturing just advising the old bearded man in front of the class you wander in every now and then does that

Metal Detecters to be fit into secondry schools

In all seriousness the growing culture in knifes growing in the U.K within the teenage society is growing rapidly. A lot of people would blame it on Hip Hop music but come on there is so much you can blame on that. What about neglect, poverty, ignorance. There are so many factors that make a child pick up a knife and carry it around. This is what needs to be dealt with. Fair enough putting metals will catch kids bringing in knifes and weapons into school and then what they won’t be violence in schools but it will probably spill out in the streets. Most of this violence happens in London areas where the majority of people are Afro-Caribbean. This is because most of these children have the perception that they will not be able to move out of the conditions they live in so to get the respect they need they convert to violence. As sad as this sounds it is true. We need to understand to give these kids hope. Maybe I’m being idealistic. But the black male still feels emasculated from the times of slavery but the way he tries to prove himself to gain respect will soon prove to be his downfall.

LOL another trawling selection

i found this whilst trawling the net i find this so funny lol . It would be funny if neither Barack or Clinton win . i'm rooting for the under dog anyway enjoy.

If you have seen this man

The Police have revealed a picture of a suspect for the Madeline case .The Police have revealed a picture of a suspect for the Madeline case. The guy does look suspect I mean if I saw him walking in the street I would probably cross the road. The case of this girl is really sad. I know there are speculations about who did it and what not. But the parents really, what motives would they have. Also I know everyone says they are bad parents but I don’t necessarily think so I think they made a bad judgement. My mother has lost me so many times when I was a child I memorised my name and address because I was sick and tired of having to look for her. In fact the other day I was walking down the road when I saw this woman run inside her house. She left her car door wide open with her two children in there. Any sicko could have walked by and just taken them. What I’m trying to say is that those parents are human too and they made a bad judgement it’s a shame that people are so quickly to judge others. Hm hm hm. Anyway if you see this suspect looking man please do call the police

Haters be hating on my mini-fridge

So the other day our halls of residence had a room inspection. Fair enough. i had a mini-fridge that i didn't know i wasnt supposed to have (hmmmmmm) . So what happens the next day i get a letter full of bloody terms and conditions that i'm supposed to sign and the halls manager has to approve of. Do you want to know some of the ridiculous things in the terms and conditions.
1 they can knock down my door GI Joe style anytime they want to to check my tiny mini-fridge that can only hold a pint of milk
2 they have to have proof that its new(like a student would buy anything new) and a copy of its gaurantee
3 If my mini-fridge causes any damage i have to pay for it come on my straightner would cause more damage that my minii-fridge

I pay shit loads to live in my lunch box ( yes my room is that tiny one person in at a time please) that i can't even have a mini-fridge. I mean i'm not making bombs, i'm not hiding Al Qeada and i'm not running a CRACK DEN its just a mini- fridge . I'm dead at this dead . anyway now for some real news oh yea and check my friends post lol im inspiring loads of people to start posts. You will enjoy this one its not about news but .... go to www.ramblingsofasbf.blogspot.com

Film Review: Alien versus Predator blah blah blah

hey people what can i say hmmmmmm except did you know time goes slower when you are seriosly bored. you can keep that piece of knowledge it is a gift from my genius.I don't know what to say honestly its the same stuff i watched last year .Really . There were a few parts where i screamed like a 5 year old being chased by a crack addict but thats it. Otherwise it gets a 2 out of 50. The two is for actually having the nerve of making the movie. that takes balls. I wish i had spent my money on two happy meals now... i quit this.AMEN!

What goes up must come down......

A Boeing 777 performed an emergency crash when it apparently lost all power and avionics when it was about to land. The incident happened just before 1 pm on the 18th. Survivors spoke of sparks coming from the undercarriage of the plane. The Flight was coming from Beijing and the passengers had to evacuate the plane emergently when it landed. Some major flight from Heathrow have now been delayed until further notice . Wow could you imagine that ,i know i would have acted a fool on that plane if i was in it. Dear Lord would have had to slap me himself to get me to calm down. Some passenger had this to say about it

""I have flown a lot and it was probably the roughest landing I have ever had."(the Telegraph)

What the roughest landing? did he have a look at the plane when he got of it it looked like the side of it had been chewed up by Godzilla.......

I'm not saying his crazy but.....

I don't want this to become one of those celebrity blogs but I will occasionally post something celebrity wise that I can't help but question. I was trawling the web when I found a clip of Tom Cruise on the Internet doing his scientologist thang. Wesus! ( I'm trying to stop saying Jesus’ name in vain bare with me more ideas will come) is he not tangier than a Jehovah’s witness on your door step at 10 am on a Saturday . I mean honestly I know some people seriously view it as a real religion but I personally don’t. I mean its not the aliens or the no pills thing or the placenta eating at child birth that freaks me out. Its the way the way these people believe in it, it is almost like clowns on crack lol . What happened to the good times when people believed in God, Allah or Buddha huh I miss those days oh well I’ve got the clip for you so enjoy this pure debacle of a human being called Tom Cruise
p.s Dear scientologists please do not start a hate file on me it’s not worth because:
1) Its sad come on I'm an 18 year old student
2) 100 people beat you to it already its has probably lost its originality by now

Tom Cruise - Scientologie
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Bush... a true American dreamer

LOL i found this as i was trawling the sky news website:


"George Bush says the writers of history will praise America for "victory" in Iraq.

Bush addresses the troops
Addressing US forces in Kuwait, the US President said: "It's hard work that you're doing, but it's necessary work.
"There is no doubt in my mind that we will succeed. There is no doubt in my mind that when history is written, the final page will say, 'Victory was achieved by the United States of America for the good of the world'." "

ROFL can someone please tell Mr Bush to sit down and quietly play President . I swear i have heard this same speech before hmmm maybe two , three or maybe four years ago . But i guess he has to leave singing the same old song. Good for him for not changing his record or as others would put it , still being in denial. To be honest as an ex-history student i have a feeling historians are gonna brutaly massacre Mr Bush in the history texts books and his weapons of mass destruction ( which by the way seemed to have been magical because they simply disappeared). And does Mr Bush have his own definition of the word "victory" because when i looked it up in the dictionary it came up as:

"a success or triumph over an enemy in battle or war"

All i'm saying is that some people need to take out their oxford dictionaries and read them very S-L-O-W-L-Y. Or perhaps the troops in Iraq are still there because they like sunbathing in the nice scorching desert. After all nothing says victory like a killer suntan..does it Mr President

Human Cows

Its really sad to think that slavery isn't over even though it has been "abolished" for centuries. I was browsing through the news sites to find news to bring to you when i found an article about children from Nigeria being transported to countries such as Italy and the Netherlands. The organised crime was carried out by Nigerian women who would adopt Nigerian children and then sell them as either sex slaves or drug couriers.I still find it hard to understannd how other human beings can do this to each other . I also find it hard how the EU can continue to let this trade to grow so high every year . The sitituation is worsening even here in the U.K where women and children are being stripped naked of every single human right they have.

Rain with more chances of rain

The weather man owes me two umbrella's, yes two . I have to blame someone after all its so embarrassing walking along in the street struggling to keep your umbrella in you hand whilst its turned inside out . Lord have Mercy. I've had enough of this rain , is Noah building an ark or something. If he is can we not be flooded after its done .Anyway there are flood warnings all across England. Forecasters are predicting 40 mm of rainfall .80 Flood warnings people 80 ,the heaven are not messing around with this rain and i guess its true what they say about when it pours it pours. To be honest i don't know how much that is but it does sound quite alot.lol.Areas such as South West and Wales are expected to be the worst hit and this includes Coulchester and Tewkesbury who seem to keep get no break from the floods. God must be mad if he is trying to drown us off the face of the planet or maybe it is for polluting it . After all what goes around comes around so think about that next time you throw something on the ground a tornado might just take you away like Dorothy.

So Let Me Introduce Myself.......

I chose to study journalism because i wanted the unheard voices to be heard through me .But i don't know anymore . University does that to you i guess. It twists your ideals until you come out wondering why you ever believed in what ever nostalgic nonsense you believed in . Its like when you see something in a shop window and want it so badly and then when you get it you find out you look like an absolute twat ( and your friends notice it too) , it has suddenly lost the precious glamour the window gave it . Well thats my course . I don't feel motivated at all by it , i just feel like im going to ride it out like a bad case of cold sores.

Anyway so whats the point of this blog except my journey through my course ( and shorthand can anyone else read their own shorthand its Impossible!!! its just illegible gibberish ).Well i wanted to write about current news with much added comentry but a more bitesize verion for all you students on the go . Its so hard just getting straight news without the intellectual jargon about the the new disastor , hurricane , Bush screw up ,so i thought i would bitesize it for all you students and make it oh so interesting . So please do visit whenever your awake at 4 a.m in the morning for no damn good reason . Oh and please don't sue me i'm new at this , i missed a couple of lectures on theories and techniques and my overdraft wouldn't be able to take the stress.Do not take things personally i'm only going to post things if i have evidence . ....... So now let me introduce myself