Why does life have to be so uncomfortable?

1st of all I want to say I called my sister today and asked her if I could come and see her on Saturday and her response WHY? .Does the fact that we are blood related not count. Anyway today I had an interesting day. 1st my trousers split on me today in the middle. Jesus himself blushed for me. I thought why why me and went to my lecture with those split trousers. *dies just thinking of the memory* anyway I have been gone for a long time, no worries nothing interesting happened just the same old apple pie. hmmmmmmm. I need help with my retail addiction I really need help. Is there no rehab for people like us? Throw Amy out and let me in damn it. ooooooo children I got 90% in my shorthand halleluiah praise God ... now I need to pay him back by taking my back to church AMEN! Okay I guess you want some real news now.