The Block is Hott

The heat is driving me crazy. I’m mean for goodness sake I’m African this should be like winter to me. I should be walking around with a coat looking at non- Africans like they were born with no common sense. But I guess my skin has now been westernized. The day I go back my motherland, as soon as i touch the ground im going to burn like a steak on a bbq. Anyway since the sun is pissing me off i will give you reasons why it is pissing me off. There is no point moaning about something unless you have justified reason. Okay here we go

Naomi Campbell wannabe's - Did I see you on the cover of Vogue. err no so why do insist to show off you un toned body . I'm a big girl i know i can't show certain parts of my body. I'm not trying to be mean big girls are beautiful and in all means strut your stuff. But Mary, Joseph and sweet minty baby Jesus there are limits. There are reasons why Baby Gap is for BABIES lol how can you be walking around like a baby gap hot mess. I vote NO! . Next

Man chesticles - I have no words. I’m too traumatised

B.O - In the heat people tend to forget that in the heat your body odour multiplies five times. if you need to hold up a Boots store for all its sure deodorant please do so .I will tell the Police it was for public health and safety .I'm sorry please drop the armpit and walk to your nearest shower before I jump on you with some Vatican holy water . Lord have Mercy on my nostrils!

Hot ghetto sluty messes - just because the sun is out does not mean you can strut out looking like you are selling pure Grade A Chlamydia. Have some decency. I have seen some ghetto hot messes these days .The only thing holding their outfit together are two strings and a belt she swears is a skirt.....okay maybe if you were a stripper.

Lol that’s it for today i think i won't be so stressed about the heat tomorrow cause i would have finished my coursework and other bits and bobs that I’m still completely clueless about