Hip swinging 101

It's summer time ladies don't you just love it. well by now you have your short skirt on cause you got your self a wax hallelujah . if you are white you've got your lovely brown on , if your black you've already had your lovely brown on since winter. but one thing that is left to master is the hip swing again . you lost it in winter cause lets be honest its hard to hip swing when your shivering. So okay down to the basics. the best hip swinger i have ever witnessed is my best -friend v. her hip swinging alone could get her through university . it could also pay for her mortgage or a brand new car. it is a lethal weapon bigger than any of osama's guns thank goodness she uses it wisely (to get us free drinks of course) i have tried to master her hip swing but alas i was blessed with the strut of a drunk troll ( cries in shame )Hip swinging generally takes rhythm so if u are lacking in that departed it will take u alot longer to learn. you have to walk to a beat , a soft pounding rhythm . Also you can't walk to fast or the hypnotizing effect won't work, it has to be at an almost slow lazy walk. That is it, there you go if this is mastered correctly you could make a man take out TWO mortgages. but be careful don't over-do the swing or else you will just look like a concubine in heat. Anyway i hope you are all enjoying the sun please don't be too proud to wear sun-screen . Some girl scared the living African in me when i saw her face peeling PEELING you only see that on sci-fi channel folks