My broke ass

My ass is so broke now i couldn't sell it and make change and just to show you how broke i am:

i'm so broke i can't buy a pint of stale milk
i'm so broke homeless people are offering me money
I'm so broke homeless people laugh at my broke ass
i'm so broke security alarms go off BEFORE i enter a store
i'm so broke i have to make my own Vaseline with cooking oil
I'm so broke i can only window shop at primark

Now that you know how broke i am I'm happy cause now people know how miserable it is to be a student. And how the government has anally rapped me into a debt that may take up to 10 years to pay back even though my education benefits this country. i can't stand this i'm going to fill in maintenance loan for next year