An Ode to bossip

I love my bossip served hot any time of day
So please don't spare
Those SMH comments
or those Jesus take the wheel moments
I love me some bossip i dream about it in my lectures
Clicking on the click to continue feature
that will have some scandal
that even BBC wouldn't be a able to handle
I love me some bossip that i even told my white friends
now they tell me bossip says that aint the best way to wear my braids
So this is an ode to bossip
Please keep on providing me the best of black gossip

I'm sorry guys your probably thinking that i sprinkled too much crack in my coffee this morning. But like a swine flu sick Mexican i can't helpthe way i feel. Plus all this revision and coursework got me delirious .Bossip keeps me from dying from boredom and obscurity ( i just realised the other day that my friends only talk to me cause i know that bossip).. anyway im off to bossip . www.bossip.com for you fools who don't know what cave have you been sharing with Bin-laden

Sincerly
T