What does she mean?

Language to me is very interesting as it is one of the things people can manipulate to express themselves. If you have noticed I use a lot of colloquial terms or if you shall slang, to express myself. Some would say, “Why would she do this she is a potential journalist she should write oxford approved language.” to those who say this mind your own business this is MY blog lol therefore I will express myself and my own opinion in my style of writing. Straight forward writing gets monotonous it’s too square for my liking so I like to spice it up like a good finger licking chilli corn carne. Anyway I hope it shows the diverse way people speak. So to help those who may not know what in sweet chocolaty truffle Jesus I’m talking about I will try and put up a bite on this Ebonics dictionary. Oh and I got a brilliant idea on today: my Weekend Fancy. Yes my Weekend Fancy and no it has nothing to do with being passed out drunk in front of a kebab shop. It is going to be news highlight from the weekend made by an ordinary member of the public written by me. It is a developing idea so bare with me. I will probably start with my friends I can’t be jumping out of bushes yet, trying to convince a pensioner to read the line , “ making it rain on them hoes,” I’m not too good in situations such as heart attacks

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