Thursday, 14 May 2009

I ain't even gonna front.....you FINE!

There is a guy who i have been seeing that is fine as hell ( go on with your sexy eyes)So i just wanted to applaud all those fine men out there . Sometimes when you ( yes you ladies) are down and you see a fine man cross the room you ain't depressed no more. Instead you are thinking about the best way to save the very best of your ovaries so you can have some designer babies him !

lol anyway on a serious note i want to talk about something that has recently been eating away at me like an itchy weave

The word Hater
For the those who do not know what the word hater means . It USED to be a word that described a person who envied another person to the point that they tried to bring that person down

NOW
It has turned into a word that black people especially use to hide their embarrassment or ignorance . I'm not a hater if i say you look like a prick YOU really do LOOK like a prick . Do not call me a hater to save your dignity cause you were not thinking about it the moment you walked out looking like Bobby brown doing the Crackhead shimmy . I vote no .I'm not hating when i say

" that girl you just tried to chat up wasn't all that " ....she really was get over it. You just tried to talk to Shrek it happens .Don't call me a hater and say i wish i looked like her cause i will fly kick you to the nearest opticians so you can get your eyes tested Or if i say

" Oh this one is better " again i'm not hating . Its a fact you idiot . they reviewed it in the newspaper and did some scientific tests and shit on it . So unless your ass has a PHD do not call me a hater. Instead go and read a newspaper and learn something . SMH


So next time you call someone a hater just think please think....do i really have something that someone could hate on or i'm i reaching some new level of undiscovered stupidity. Hopefully in the end you will choose the second option and walk away before you sound like the village idiots uneducated cousin.Cause the only person that i am hating on at the moment is Rihanna's banging body and that because i know i wouldn't have to work a day in my life if Sweet Strawberry infused Jesus had personally blessed me with it

P.S God blesss the woman handing out free noodles may her ovaries provide her many healthy children!

3 comments:

Ms.Michelle said...

Love it ur a crackhead with issues!

Ms.Michelle said...

lol

Anonymous said...

Girl..u smoky...like hot fire blazed into the sky....where did u get dem skillz from..u must have gotten it from d diary of an old black woman...with sharp edged swords fiery in its looks..to cut off any assuming adversary..ur words i must steal cos dey in me infuse a greater zeal to remain really really special, maybe just like u...cos i aint gonna front...You FINE!